sum funny sms

Beauty is not how you look,
it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too...
Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

if I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!


Pathan proposed a gal wid a romantic poetry

Kutta mar gaya razai mein,
main pagal hun teri judai mein,
gobar pe machar bait nahi sakta,
pathan tere bin reh nahi sakta


Hurry up

Fill in the blanks :

with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1) -------------- main insaan nahi hoon.

2) -------------- main hi chor hoon.

3) -------------- mera koi ilag nahi hain.

4) -------------- mein hi idiot hoon.


Ek admi khabar ke paas baitha tha
musafir ne poocha! darr nahi lagta kya?
aadmi bola ke is mein darney ki kya baat hain?
andar garmi lag rahi thi tho bahar aagaya.


Patient: dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kyun kehte hain

Doctor : koin k agar operation theek hogaya tho PASS
warna hamesha ke liye BYE!


Boy : Janeman!tute hue dil se pyaar karogi ya
dil ke tutne tak pyaar karogi
Gal : Haramkhor!tute hue chappal se pitega ya
chappal ke tutne tak pitega


In a cricket match a gal painted INDIAN FLAG on her cheeks
A smart boy kissed her cheeks & said
I LUV MY INDIA


Dua hai meri
jo mujhe bhul jaye,uska mobile tut jaye,
charger jal jaye,sms fail ho jaye,
sim block ho jaye,local cal par bhi roaming lag jaye,
so MISS ME always!


MOBILE ek mandir,SMS uska bhagwaan,
SMS bhejne wala pujari,SMS padhane wala bhakt,
padh kar SMS na karne wala madir ke bahar ka bhikari


Once JAMES BOND met a dog in the jungle
JAMES BOND:"Im bond!JAMES BOND!
The dog bites him & replies
DOG:Im kutta!pagal kutta...